Category Archives: Poems

Short Poems, Funny Poems, Epic Poems

POEM: The Innies and Outies of the Birthday of US

Here is a tribute to the immigration debate going on in the United States, as we celebrate the birthday of U.S., with a tip of the hat to Dr. Suess’ Butter Battle Book, where the conflict was over and between … Continue reading

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POEM: OWED TO MARRIAGE EQUALITY – Statue of Liberty Kissing Lady Justice

Here is my Independence Day tribute to marriage equality.  Enjoy! Owed to Marriage Equality by Dan Rutt, alias “Top Pun” (it’s just, my pun name) When lady justice Who is out of sight Sees statuesque liberty Carrying a torch for … Continue reading

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POEM: Poets Wages

What’s up with going to work so early? I find myself in this altered state, for such a sleepyhead Fortunately, I can work in bed No wonder poets are paid so little!

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POEM: Being Human Takes Time

Being human takes time Sometimes going in slow motion Gets you there faster Neither switching channels Nor reading the last chapter first Helps the race Turn off the technology of the moment And turn on to your own life story … Continue reading

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POEM: Behind a Veil

I suspect that God resides behind a veil I don’t blame others for not suspecting the same Though curiosity gets the better of me I am less forgiving to those who don’t believe in a veil

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POEM: The Piper Plays On

The piper plays on Paid or unpaid Don’t wait until The last song To dance

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POEM: Crime Novel

45 caliber opening lines for a crime novel: Jack Manchester was the kind of a guy Who would pray for the day he could swear on his mother’s grave And if you ever suspected that he was telling the truth, … Continue reading

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POEM: Mother-Father of Invention

Necessity is the mother of invention The father is wholly Less certain Until paternity is decided I’ll consider other innovative bastards my brothers

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POEM: Cameras Everywhere

Cameras, cameras everywhere Yet what do they survey? Eyes, eyes everywhere Yet few can see the way Big brother is here.  Whether it is surveillance cameras, web or cell tracking, financial transactions or legal documents, you are being watched.  Watched … Continue reading

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POEM: Force of Nature

Sometimes I feel like a force of nature And when nature calls There is little resisting

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POEM: Sound of One Hand Clapping

What is the sound of one hand clapping? For many, it is a slap of the forehead in exasperation For some, it is a slap in the face of the asker Could someone lend a hand on this one Without … Continue reading

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POEM: Poetry From Afar

I once saw poetry from afar Hopelessly afar Its distance was too great to travel That distance from the head to the heart So I looked down Still My continuous, comfortable cowardice was overcome By an irresistible force My head … Continue reading

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POEM: Autobiography Excerpt

The authorities’ lack of investigatory skills Were more than made up By his incriminating honesty

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POEM: She Came

She came down the street With such a scowl Such a deep… Well… One-couldn’t-imagine demeanor Her whole body Like a wrecking ball Laying waste To awe before her Everyone’s back to this wall Only hoping To escape The coming wrath … Continue reading

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POEM: Rule 161

Rule 161: If trying to avoid death Results in avoiding life You are not avoiding death You are avoiding life Yep, if something results in the opposite of what you intend, then wisdom it ain’t.

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POEM: Chrysalis of Security

I shed my chrysalis of security Arising as a butterfly Only then realizing I was not the worm That I appeared I am struck by how the quest for security can easily become a prison.  Whether the quest for security … Continue reading

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POEM: Divine Lover

One day I asked God What is it all about? There was only silence But with the look he gave me We’ve been lovers Ever since

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POEM: Worship Here and There

I heard that many people will travel miles To go to church I find so much worship between here and there I rarely make it anymore

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POEM: Where Lost Socks Go

The other day I stumbled upon That place where lost socks go And I thought to myself Of course, that makes sense I would love to tell you where it is But then I would have to kill you I’m … Continue reading

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POEM: Illiteracy

I am illiterate in hundreds of languages And more so of the ones I know not of At least that’s what a little birdie told me Or so I think I’m not really sure of These languages for the birds

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