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POEM: Sound of One Hand Clapping

What is the sound of one hand clapping? For many, it is a slap of the forehead in exasperation For some, it is a slap in the face of the asker Could someone lend a hand on this one Without … Continue reading

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POEM: Poetry From Afar

I once saw poetry from afar Hopelessly afar Its distance was too great to travel That distance from the head to the heart So I looked down Still My continuous, comfortable cowardice was overcome By an irresistible force My head … Continue reading

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POEM: She Came

She came down the street With such a scowl Such a deep… Well… One-couldn’t-imagine demeanor Her whole body Like a wrecking ball Laying waste To awe before her Everyone’s back to this wall Only hoping To escape The coming wrath … Continue reading

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POEM: Rule 161

Rule 161: If trying to avoid death Results in avoiding life You are not avoiding death You are avoiding life Yep, if something results in the opposite of what you intend, then wisdom it ain’t.

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POEM: Chrysalis of Security

I shed my chrysalis of security Arising as a butterfly Only then realizing I was not the worm That I appeared I am struck by how the quest for security can easily become a prison.  Whether the quest for security … Continue reading

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POEM: Worship Here and There

I heard that many people will travel miles To go to church I find so much worship between here and there I rarely make it anymore

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POEM: Where Lost Socks Go

The other day I stumbled upon That place where lost socks go And I thought to myself Of course, that makes sense I would love to tell you where it is But then I would have to kill you I’m … Continue reading

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POEM: Illiteracy

I am illiterate in hundreds of languages And more so of the ones I know not of At least that’s what a little birdie told me Or so I think I’m not really sure of These languages for the birds

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POEM: Squandered Life

I have squandered my life On poetry And making love If only I had kept a cleaner house Said no one ever!

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POEM: Empty Plates With Dancing Tales

Empty Plates With Dancing Tales A crowd gathers A performer spins A dozen plates on poles Like angels dancing on pinheads How many are possible?! Worthy of a few coins Fore a collection of small bills [Unmarked except by bankers] … Continue reading

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POEM: I Suspect

Here is a May Day poem, where metaphysical optimism crashes into empirical skepticism.  Will we simply crash and burn?  Or, will we rise like a Phoenix from the ashes?  Stay tuned… I suspect I suspect God is The greatest Un-detective … Continue reading

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POEM: Slow Boat to China

Some days I feel like I’m on A slow boat To China Then it hits me More like Being water boarded In America My life is generally at a pretty relaxed pace, and with this I have no complaints.  However, … Continue reading

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POEM: I am

The other day I got kicked out Of an atheist’s club Told in no uncertain terms There is science And no other! And I am left To wonder Wow, where did that come from?! I was raised A Christian A … Continue reading

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POEM: Entitled to be Untitled

Your life is a work of art Entitled to be untitled Your life is beautiful.  Your life is a work of art.  Your life cannot be reduced to a thing; it is irreducibly mysterious.  Any label is inadequate.  I have … Continue reading

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POEM: Spiritual Economy

The other day I went to my spiritual economist She had already been in receipt of my stack of papers I spoke at some length and detail She noted that I have much that I can not afford She advised … Continue reading

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POEM: Bull Shit

There are two things I know for sure One, I am way too old for this bull shit Two, I am way too young for this bull shit Okay, it’s more Like one thing In my college freshman english class, … Continue reading

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POEM: No Longer on Speaking Terms with God

I am no longer on speaking terms with God She keeps pouring drink into my cup overflowing And I no longer have the heart to say when Only ever with a rye smile Would she say to me “eat me” … Continue reading

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POEM: Text Message From Rumi

I got a text message from Rumi: big screen tv died whole world looks like 3D brb That was over a thousand years ago Real life is infinitely more fascinating than virtual life.  It’s like trying to compare 3D to … Continue reading

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POEM: Our Weekend Away

On our weekend away I heard many rumors Of magnificent scenery And stunning views And yet I found myself Effortlessly resisting Any temptation To take my eyes Off of you This love poem is dedicated to my sweetheart Maryjo.  The … Continue reading

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POEM: Light ‘n Darkness

To face darkness Lighten up Facing darkness is a serious issue.  Nonetheless, the solution is light, or to double the meaning, to lighten up.  Perhaps unsurprisingly, I’ve been intrigued by the Zen concept of non-seriousness.  A playfulness and certain detachment … Continue reading

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