Tag Archives: Funny

POEM: Stream of Consciousness

Consciousness can race like annoying chattering monkeys. Still, consciousness is a funny thing. “No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man.” ― Heraclitus Stream of Consciousness I … Continue reading

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POEM: Still Quiet Powerful

This poem captures a funny perspective that I have on atheists. I definitely feel for people with agnostic perspectives; though I see it as a bit indecisive. On the other hand, I see atheists as carrying their certainty a bit … Continue reading

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POEM: Dread Full Theology

This funny little poem illustrates just how far my mind goes to set up a pun. WARNING: this poem gets a little hairy. Dread Full Theology So, you think God is dead? I am not sure But I do know … Continue reading

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POEM: Occam’s Razor (as told by Gödel)

Occam’s Razor is the problem-solving principle that recommends searching for explanations constructed with the smallest possible set of elements. This funny and tragic poem is a parody of the misuse of the principle of Occam’s Razor to over-simplify and round … Continue reading

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POEM: Did I Hear You Write?

This funny short poem takes particular advantage of how my punny writing is used to meditate on righting the whirled. My poems typically read silently differently than how they seem read out loud. This is a good example of my … Continue reading

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POEM: Giving a Flock

Today’s short, funny poem: Giving a Flock Have you herd The won A bout A vegan saying No harm No fowl

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POEM: A Wrigley Question

A funny little poem. A Wrigley Question I was not prone To such ambulating queries And it was not what I was expectorating “Who would spit their chewed gum on the sidewalk?” The question sticks deep in my sole

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FREE POSTER: Scientists have narrowed down the origin of the COVFEFE-19 virus to either a raccoon virus or Oompa-Loompa virus

Please enjoy this FREE anti-Trump POSTER: Scientists have narrowed down the origin of the COVFEFE-19 virus to either a raccoon virus or Oompa-Loompa virus.

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Trump Begs Forgiveness For Bungling COVID-19 Response

HAPPY April Fools Day!

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POEM: Dyslexic Write Wringer

Dyslexic Write Wringer In a whack and blight world Any dyslexic can tell you A right winger Is a white ringer Only as an adult did I realize that I am mildly dyslexic. I have to intentionally work every time … Continue reading

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FREE POSTER: T-rump, BIG MOUTH, tiny hands, Breaks Shit

I just had an urge to make Donald Trump a dinosaur, long overdo. Please enjoy this free poster: T-rump, BIG MOUTH, tiny hands, Breaks Shit.

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POEM: BS Meters

BS Meters Sometimes you just No When the shit hits the fan Or weather the biggest ass round Goes Pompeii And you can’t even make out Your exquisitely crafted bullshit meter Turning out To be Essentially needle-less Butt as they … Continue reading

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POEM: Got Marxism?

Got Marxism? “Are you a Marxist?” he asked Well Yes and know I am More of a Groucho Marxist Than a Karl Marxist This funny little poem is a bit Zen in that turns a serious question into a playful … Continue reading

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RAMBO JESUS CARTOON: Will of Rambo Jesus Revealed – Protect The Fodder-land

I’ve always been dumbstruck how Christians so easily justify violence, especially since there is so little in the Gospels that can be fodder for envisioning a violence-advocating Jesus.  Violence always strikes me as a deathly perilous game of “means” and … Continue reading

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Free Political Poster: TRUMP SATIRE – Political Satyr is Often Half Right – The Horse’s Ass Half

Top Pun strikes again!  Prez Donald Trump is full of half truths and behaves like an uncouth animal. As a political satirist and indefatigable punster, I am reveling in the pun of political satyr/satire. This free poster goes out to … Continue reading

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FUNNY POEM: Weight Fore It

In the dark Weight fore it There it is That singular smile Making light Of everything Taking a twinkle Over Awe the whirled As never Settling for number one Even as wading for it On and on As inevitable As … Continue reading

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ANTI-TRUMP POSTER: Prez Donald Trump FAKE KNEWS — Fake News on the Brain

In the continuing kerfuffle — or is that, covfefe? — over so-called fake news by Trump and his confederates, I offer this simple anti-Trump poster. Some may see this as too obvious, others as a pun to the head, but … Continue reading

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FREE Anti-TRUMP POSTER: Prez Donald Trump Deals With KAOS – The Russians have created KAOS, and it is time to GET SMART So, I’d like to introduce my new National Security Advisor and CIA Director

The Chaos-Monger-in-Chief Donald Trump knows chaos. As he declares that the Russians have successfully sown chaos in America, he advises that America GET SMART, like really smart. This free political satire poster relies on the pop culture reference of the … Continue reading

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RAMBO JESUS: Taking U.S. To School – Salvation is in Hand – This Time You’ll Pay For Your Own Sins

In surreal fashion, I await for the U.S. followers of The Prince of Peace to provide moral leadership in fighting the unrelenting epidemic of mass shootings carried out with military-style guns. Perhaps U.S. Christians are too busy making plans to … Continue reading

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FREE POLITICAL POSTER: Prez Donald Trump in Pussyhat – Just a hat I grabbed on the way out

This free anti-Trump poster is in honor of the one year anniversary of the women’s march on Washington, D.C.  Of course, this is also a tribute to the pussyhat, emblematic of women taking back the streets and claiming political power.  … Continue reading

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