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POEM: A Pillsbury® Presidency

Posted on July 31, 2026 by Top Pun

No offense to the Pillsbury Doughboy™, the original roll model… A Pillsbury® Presidency The commandeer-in-chief Is the original roll model A dough boy Awe be it half-baked Willing too due anything Accept warring himself

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POEM: Spring Feeled Ohio – Owed to Haitians Caste Out

Posted on July 30, 2026 by Top Pun

The Trump-Stephen Miller Regime is set to caste out Haitians on Temporary Protective Status. This is nowhere more tragic than Springfield, Ohio where Haitian refugees and immigrants have revitalized this rust belt city. Adding to the irony, the U.S. Department … Continue reading →

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POEM: Precariously Tween, Iraq and Hard Plays

Posted on July 29, 2026 by Top Pun

Trump’s quagmire of ambitions in Iran is the true attest of his lack of character… Precariously Tween, Iraq and Hard Plays The Man™ Whose mettle name is Trump Is a bout too get A lessin In real state His presumed … Continue reading →

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POEM: Presidential Inflation

Posted on July 27, 2026 by Top Pun

Trump puffery increases the accost of most everything… Presidential Inflation Through and through His puffery He inflated The prize of everything His afford ability cries Up on deaf years His truth lies In corruptible His billion bucks A fool prove … Continue reading →

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POEM: The Straight of Whore Muse

Posted on July 23, 2026 by Top Pun

War is a bust case scenario, having its weigh, pro creating flailing solutions to the vary problems bringing a bout… The Straight of Whore Muse He got bent As he loved soully strait lyin’s Neither hear nor their A twister … Continue reading →

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POEM: Epstein-philes – Owed to Sex Traffic King

Posted on July 22, 2026 by Top Pun

The infamous sex traffickers, the Tate bros from the hypermasculine manosphere, have finally been extradited from the U.S. to the UK. The Trump orbit seems to be cutting them loose from their previous mob protection scheme. Could this be a … Continue reading →

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POEM: A Tax on Canada – Owed to Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘em

Posted on July 20, 2026 by Top Pun

The Global-Heater-in-Chief Trump wants to put a tariff on Canada for wild fires sending smoke to ‘Murica… A Tax on Canada – Owed to Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘em Trump is sow wanting A tax on Canada As wile … Continue reading →

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POEM: Infrastructure Weak

Posted on July 20, 2026 by Top Pun

Apparently, every week is infrastructure weak in the Trump regime… Infrastructure Weak Trump billed the whirled In six seven daze Depending on how you count The final mourning of wrest Buy God or designated hitter Won weak at a time … Continue reading →

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POEM: Sow Lame He Cant Get an Election – Owed to Straight Up Lies

Posted on July 17, 2026 by Top Pun

Last night, in a major address of grievances, lame-duck-in-chief Donald Trump delivered his sow called election lies, as fore tolled, fool of whoppers. Here is a poem chalking up another crime scene… Sow Lame He Cant Get an Election – … Continue reading →

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POEM: Blanche Effacing – Owed to De-nomination of Todd Blanche

Posted on July 16, 2026 by Top Pun

Blanche Effacing – Owed to De-nomination of Todd Blanche Follow the money In the wins of the demander-in-chief A draftee A personal arm he Acting ass the Attorney General He couldn’t find a clue In the Epstein-philes Drunk as dis … Continue reading →

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POEM: Fit for Doody

Posted on July 15, 2026 by Top Pun

Fit for Doody In the reign Of un-presidented times Wee occupy As the resident of the whitest house Turns out Too be the biggest As hole in the whirled Fit for doody

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POEM: That Uncle Sam

Posted on July 13, 2026 by Top Pun

This poem is about America’s crazy Uncle Sam… That Uncle Sam Most families long for A more perfect reunion Yet halve won That is that Crazy uncle Proffering to drop Like a bomb in nation As is Offed the case … Continue reading →

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POEM: DJ Sleepy — Owed To The Don’s 250th Anniversary Celebration

Posted on June 30, 2026 by Top Pun

As The Don presides over his notion of a 250th anniversary celebration, I have conferred upon him the moniker of “DJ Sleepy” — a nation, a verse… DJ Sleepy A sleep At the we’ll Celebrate in dependence Too hymn self … Continue reading →

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POEM: Reflecting Pool

Posted on June 20, 2026 by Top Pun

A poem reflecting on swamp monster enlightenment… Reflecting Pool Won thing he was The master of self-love The Narcissus gaze Into reflecting Pool Falling in Love His ultimate realization Green with envy At the best Swamp ever And monster epiphany … Continue reading →

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POEM: Cage Fight™

Posted on June 14, 2026 by Top Pun

Nothing says American dream like cage fight. A poem for the occasion… Cage Fight™ Nothing like A cage fight Too celebrate An owed man’s birthday And independence daze Awe the wile The hole nation Cries “Out” What’s the deal?! Bigger … Continue reading →

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POEM: Get, The Memo

Posted on June 10, 2026 by Top Pun

Apparently, the Disruptor-in-chief IS the bomb… Get, The Memo Did you get Get Get The memo “Blowing things up” Is no longer a metaphor

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POEM: A Nation Stupefied

Posted on June 1, 2026 by Top Pun

Our dear leader seems to be in an arms race with himself, with stupid lying vying with utter foolishness. At some moments, my comfort is that when evil is pared with incompetence, there is some mitigating effect. I am eagerly … Continue reading →

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POEM: Cheeto Wrapper

Posted on May 6, 2026 by Top Pun

Yo yo, the Bully-in-chief is still vying for a Nobel Peace Prize… Cheeto Wrapper Yo yo We’re on the brink Of total permanent peace Or absolute annihilation Yo yo We interrupt this dark spectacle The live theater of war With … Continue reading →

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POEM: Hollowed Be His Name

Posted on April 16, 2026 by Top Pun

The name of Trump will surly be a villain in world history. Let US make this come swiftly… Hollowed Be His Name Halve you herd The real state guy And the grate US Billed her of Brooklyn bridges And boarder … Continue reading →

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POEM: A Door, Me

Posted on April 15, 2026 by Top Pun

I’ve added a poem for my Trump Jesus “doctored” image… A Door, Me I am the weigh The truth, lite A door, me Unhinged The King of Kings With no close Leading no wear

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