Tag Archives: Short Poems

POEM: Great Lawyer

Someone once told me I’d make a good lawyer Unfortunately Even a great lawyer Would raise their eyes To a poet As is the case with many of my poems, they are designed to have multiple interpretations, usually playing off … Continue reading

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POEM: Work Week

One day I didn’t feel like going to work Some people call them weekdays This one goes out to all of you who feel, chronically and/or acutely, that going to work is, well…work.  I wouldn’t mind being the guy who … Continue reading

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POEM: Incompetent Evil

I don’t care much for evil I don’t care much for incompetence Though when present together Incompetence becomes a blessing As in math, sometimes in morality, multiplying two negatives can produce some positive results.  There is at times some hope … Continue reading

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POEM: Mayfly

A Mayfly lives for a day And thinks it is an eternity There is a wisdom in nature The eternal now is a gift that is often elusive to humans.  It seems that nature is more in sync with the … Continue reading

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POEM: Barbarian Hordes

Only after building the wall To keep the barbarian hordes out Did I realize That we are the barbarian hordes Exclusion is the most barbarian practice.  Inclusion is the most enlightened practice.  To evolve in our humanity we need to … Continue reading

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POEM: Patriot

My name is patriot I am a force to be reckoned with That few dare oppose Just tell me what country I live in And I’ll know exactly how to behave “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.” – … Continue reading

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POEM: Government Listening

I’d like a government that listens More than listens in And NO, I don’t want fries with that! We need to truly listen to one another, in order to create together a democracy that represents us.  Democracy is an open … Continue reading

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POEM: You Can’t Do That

They told me “You can’t do that.” I replied, “Thanks, I hadn’t done anything impossible yet today.” It’s been a slow day I suspect that we are much freer than we typically realize.  As Henry Ford said, “Think you can, … Continue reading

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POEM: Own Worst Enemy

One day I realized that I am my own worst enemy And as it turns out, I am a formidable foe Self-awareness seems to key to one’s own progress.  This short poem offers a backhanded compliment to oneself as a … Continue reading

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POEM: Lines in the Sand

I run circles around your lines in the sand You’re going to need a bigger sandbox

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POEM: Man of Letters

I once met a man of letters Though you might not have recognized it Probably because he specialized in F

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POEM: All is Well

The man said to me, “You seem like a malcontent, sonny.” I replied, “All is well, I’m just priming the pump.”

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POEM: Hypothetical Questions

Your hypothetical questions Have prevailed I will no longer oppose violence Except in the real world

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POEM: Poets Wages

What’s up with going to work so early? I find myself in this altered state, for such a sleepyhead Fortunately, I can work in bed No wonder poets are paid so little!

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POEM: Being Human Takes Time

Being human takes time Sometimes going in slow motion Gets you there faster Neither switching channels Nor reading the last chapter first Helps the race Turn off the technology of the moment And turn on to your own life story … Continue reading

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POEM: Behind a Veil

I suspect that God resides behind a veil I don’t blame others for not suspecting the same Though curiosity gets the better of me I am less forgiving to those who don’t believe in a veil

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POEM: Crime Novel

45 caliber opening lines for a crime novel: Jack Manchester was the kind of a guy Who would pray for the day he could swear on his mother’s grave And if you ever suspected that he was telling the truth, … Continue reading

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POEM: Mother-Father of Invention

Necessity is the mother of invention The father is wholly Less certain Until paternity is decided I’ll consider other innovative bastards my brothers

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POEM: Cameras Everywhere

Cameras, cameras everywhere Yet what do they survey? Eyes, eyes everywhere Yet few can see the way Big brother is here.  Whether it is surveillance cameras, web or cell tracking, financial transactions or legal documents, you are being watched.  Watched … Continue reading

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POEM: Force of Nature

Sometimes I feel like a force of nature And when nature calls There is little resisting

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