Jesus Welcomes NATO Protesters to Chicago!

Jesus and I will be at the NATO protest this Sunday in Chicago.  The temperature is expected to be 87°.  The Chicago Centurions, i.e., the Secret Service and the FBI, will not be allowing more than 3 ounces of liquid per protester in the designated demonstration locations.  Also, the powers that be will not be allowing protesters to bring any food with them.  This is a great way to kill off protesters with heatstroke!  However, this is probably merely a cynical way to assure that food and beverage vendors make a killing.  Wow, you’ve got to love capitalism!  Fortunately, with Jesus there, the protest is likely to be very peaceful; since the protesters will have no more than 3 ounces of wine to drink!  Yes, it should be a sobering experience — hopefully a for all concerned, and those not so concerned.

So, until next Sunday, with the next edition of General Jesus, Comedian Jesus, Doctor Jesus, CEO Jesus, Country Club Jesus, etc., let me know what you think.