Category Archives: Poems

Short Poems, Funny Poems, Epic Poems

POEM: Wading to Ex-hell

Posted on July 17, 2026 by Top Pun

This poem is a reflection on those times that someone’s attitude is sow hurt, resentment and desperation that it is best to just leave alone for a while… Wading to Ex-hell I got a load of their bearing As helled … Continue reading →

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POEM: Sow Lame He Cant Get an Election – Owed to Straight Up Lies

Posted on July 17, 2026 by Top Pun

Last night, in a major address of grievances, lame-duck-in-chief Donald Trump delivered his sow called election lies, as fore tolled, fool of whoppers. Here is a poem chalking up another crime scene… Sow Lame He Cant Get an Election – … Continue reading →

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POEM: Bard from Speaking — Owed to a Passing Grade (If Sow Inclined)

Posted on July 16, 2026 by Top Pun

Here is a poetic exposition of the knead to read the multiple interpretations of my pun-filled poetry to get the most robust and deeply bared messages… Bard from Speaking — Owed to a Passing Grade (If Sow Inclined) As an … Continue reading →

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POEM: Blanche Effacing – Owed to De-nomination of Todd Blanche

Posted on July 16, 2026 by Top Pun

Blanche Effacing – Owed to De-nomination of Todd Blanche Follow the money In the wins of the demander-in-chief A draftee A personal arm he Acting ass the Attorney General He couldn’t find a clue In the Epstein-philes Drunk as dis … Continue reading →

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POEM: De-nuding Shame

Posted on July 16, 2026 by Top Pun

Read this whole post if you want a powerful example of creative nonviolence… De-nuding Shame “Nakedness was taboo in Judaism. Shame fell not on the naked party but the person viewing or causing one’s nakedness (Genesis 9:20-27)” –Walter Wink, Jesus … Continue reading →

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POEM: Knot Computing

Posted on July 16, 2026 by Top Pun

I suspect that if you don’t think that someone is eccentric, then you don’t know them well enough. Knowing people is tricky, and even knowing someone well calls for accepting irreducible eccentricities, beyond mirror comprehension… Knot Computing It qualitatively sucks … Continue reading →

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POEM: Fit for Doody

Posted on July 15, 2026 by Top Pun

Fit for Doody In the reign Of un-presidented times Wee occupy As the resident of the whitest house Turns out Too be the biggest As hole in the whirled Fit for doody

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POEM: The Catch

Posted on July 15, 2026 by Top Pun

Reality favors being like water, more sow than stone… The Catch Low And be hold Awe streams flow Too the see On the level Just A positioned With awe that is Righteous The catch Of awe catches See Tao, 66 … Continue reading →

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POEM: Man Machined

Posted on July 14, 2026 by Top Pun

This poem is a reflection on “smart” phone addiction… Man Machined As the daze accumulated What ditty fine He and his phone became won Be the phone he In formed The whirled Sow becoming An avatar Soully stopping To eat … Continue reading →

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POEM: That Witch Is

Posted on July 14, 2026 by Top Pun

Awe is awe, there is… That Witch Is You more than might Find yourself Underneath The power of the whirled Wear there is A river of awe That witch is A mirror tributary Too the foundation Of awe being Beyond … Continue reading →

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POEM: That Uncle Sam

Posted on July 13, 2026 by Top Pun

This poem is about America’s crazy Uncle Sam… That Uncle Sam Most families long for A more perfect reunion Yet halve won That is that Crazy uncle Proffering to drop Like a bomb in nation As is Offed the case … Continue reading →

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POEM: Pointed Canon

Posted on July 13, 2026 by Top Pun

Pointed Canon There it was So pointed Their canon At me They took Their best shot Over and over I was Soar too fine Out De-spite There best efforts Holy as could be Came from ails wear That greatest alloy … Continue reading →

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POEM: Owed to Lindsey Graham

Posted on July 12, 2026 by Top Pun

Owed to Lindsey Graham “When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled.” –African proverb Regarding the passing Of that fighting elephant Just saying In the roam of some shithole in continents Served cold on a silver platter From that grate state … Continue reading →

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POEM: The Pits

Posted on July 12, 2026 by Top Pun

This poem was inspired by an image germinated in conjunction with two other Toledo poets at last night’s “Uncloistered” poetry reading, Pella Felton (birds as poems) and Kerry Jensen Trautman (peach pits thrown onto side of road). As usual, I … Continue reading →

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POEM: I Weep

Posted on July 12, 2026 by Top Pun

Weeping can be freeing… I Weep I here Ten thousand days In a soul moment In each Anew mourn I weep A river Sow prodigious A loan Soully culpable Of washing A weigh the see of blood There is know … Continue reading →

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POEM: Opiate of the Masses

Posted on July 12, 2026 by Top Pun

Opiate of the Masses “Being drug, through religion, the most wonder full I ever metaphor…” From seamingly know wear He professed Rather proud of hymn self “Religion is the opiate of the masses.” As offering Himself high Marx Too sum … Continue reading →

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POEM: The Column Before The Storm

Posted on July 11, 2026 by Top Pun

This poem is about solidarity and the peace that can abide there in… The Column Before The Storm In awe the trouble of the whirled I could sea it A disturbance in the farce As uncounted a mass In their … Continue reading →

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POEM: Got Unexpected

Posted on July 11, 2026 by Top Pun

Expect the unexpected. Got Unexpected I got unexpected Word That swinging lick A bit more harmony A bit less harmonica Alternately sucking and blowing

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Children Borne Agin – Owed to Refugee/Immigrant Caregivers

Posted on July 10, 2026 by Top Pun

When my 90-year-old dad died last, his last months of care were made possible by refugee and immigrant caregivers. This poem was inspired when I heard someone speak of the fact that people of non-western cultures are raised to revere … Continue reading →

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POEM: His Soul Vacuum – Owed to Broligarchy

Posted on July 9, 2026 by Top Pun

This poem reflects upon the oncoming storm of broligarchy versus the people… His Soul Vacuum – Owed to Broligarchy “I don’t want to be, like, Hoover.” – President Donald “Broligarchy” Trump His soul was a vacuum For money How ever … Continue reading →

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