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Recent Posts
- POEM: American AI Still Tops in Gaming Systems
- POEM: Trifecta Untaut
- POEM: The Hole-y Body Politic
- POEM: Smoking Our Enemies
- POEM: A Tax on Canada – Owed to Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘em
- POEM: Multitudes of Choice
- POEM: Infrastructure Weak
- POEM: Certifiable Sabbath
- POEM: Free, of Conspiring
- POEM: Owed to Uncivil Service
- POEM: Burning Peacemakers Unflaggingly a Cross America
- POEM: Leaves Waving
- POEM: Taken Literally
- POEM: The Drop on Me
- POEM: The Gravity of Centeredness
- POEM: Wading to Ex-hell
- POEM: Sow Lame He Cant Get an Election – Owed to Straight Up Lies
- POEM: Bard from Speaking — Owed to a Passing Grade (If Sow Inclined)
- POEM: Blanche Effacing – Owed to De-nomination of Todd Blanche
- POEM: De-nuding Shame
- POEM: Knot Computing
- POEM: Fit for Doody
- POEM: The Catch
- POEM: Man Machined
- POEM: That Witch Is
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Category Archives: Poems
POEM: Poisoned, Well, Being
Poisoned, Well, Being We thought buy being The strongest of allot A mass of power Every won posed Could not with stand The gravity of hour rein On just and unjust Weal wrest on hole some Little did we no … Continue reading
POEM: First Responders Knot
A poem for the actual first responders, prevention workers of awe kinds. NOTE: If you are not named specifically, we know that you are used to it… First Responders Knot A shooting A heart attack A suicide A drunken wreck … Continue reading
POEM: National-est of Awe
I’m not much of a nationalist, but… National-est of Awe I am knot much of a citizen Of most any nation Accept possibly The imagi-nation Plus If I were too dwell Anywhere fore too long I would in habit That … Continue reading
POEM: A Rested Development
A sabbath never spent… A Rested Development For the blessed many Take the sabbath off Accept fore me The sabbath is on Riding poetry Awe day long Just the same Do not read Into it Fret not form me This … Continue reading
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POEM: Ship Happens
May you harbor good feelings… Ship Happens It’s awe ways now Some wear Though not hear Life is afar A weigh As untouchable And just As I can’t sea Ship happens And once amor Cared a way
POEM: God Necked
I am necked be for God… God Necked He souled himself The rope to hang Buy knowledge No’in by awe Allot of science And a byte-size art Bequeathing him A faith worse than death Larger than life undone An unfathomable … Continue reading
POEM: Reveres Bargaining
This poem is a meditation on generosity. The title is an allusion to my practice of “reverse bargaining.” My favorite example is when I was tabling, selling buttons, at a large event. Of course, I made weigh too many buttons … Continue reading
POEM: Star Children
Are we soully star dust? Star Children They expressed matter Of factly That they were Star dust As in choir Are you Sirius? Still, quiet ponder us We made note The twinkle in their I And undeniable dark background They … Continue reading
POEM: Arming Up, Surrendering to What?
This poem was inspired by a friend, a confirmed liberal, who is considering buying a gun to prepare for a potential civil war. This poem is a meditation on such epic choices. Gandhi viewed cowardice and fear as the real … Continue reading
POEM: A Pacifist Incense Ability
“Being a pacifist between wars is as easy as being a vegetarian between meals.” –Ammon Hennacy A Pacifist Incense Ability I am too A pacifist She proffered Sow confidently When only a madder of instance later She uddered allowed THIS … Continue reading
Posted in Anti-War, Peace, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings
Tagged Pacifism
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POEM: The True Meaning of a Hill of Beings
Our solidarity with one another, awe others, is the measure of our being… The True Meaning of a Hill of Beings The high maintenance folks Were sent back To first class Fore a remedial steak in reality To yearn What … Continue reading
POEM: Hammered
Hammered “If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.” –Abraham Maslow They claimed to no The fascist way to what They want Winning at all accosts Won tool to rule them all Pounding … Continue reading
POEM: Well, Come Homme
God welcomes the pour…of spirit… Well, Come Homme God souled Awe that God possessed To the pour of spirit Like heir That we breathe Living with abandon That dusty throne As pawned an eternity a go Having discovered homme-lessness Be … Continue reading
POEM: Promissory Note
Those with much have a responsibility to those with less… Promissory Note America has defaulted on its promissory note — Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the … Continue reading
POEM: That Darn Stitch – Owed to Cautionary Tales
This poem has me, in stitches… That Darn Stitch – Owed to Cautionary Tales Sew Fore sum reason I can’t seam To figure out That soul thread That knits us together Is bettor apprehended By cautionary tales Be helled Then … Continue reading
POEM: Awe Ready Now
This a playful poem about how each of us should be appropriately comfortable and uncomfortable with our understanding of a higher power, or know God at awe… Awe Ready Now I awe ready Halve A cherished relationship With my God … Continue reading
POEM: Cached For Awe
Cached For Awe Only in discriminating Slaves of violence Helped me find My master peace My life wholly taken Buy worthless scrip Redeemed fore such magnificent plays Of grace And other unmeritorious victories Cached for awe That won could ever … Continue reading
POEM: Vegan?
Here is a funny poem about my aspirational veganism… Vegan? They asked the fated quest in Why are you a vegan? Well, as a recovering nutritional fascist I try to be a hospitalitarian Eating whatever someone offers me Butt The … Continue reading
Posted in About Top Pun, Funny Poems, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings
Tagged Buddhism, Mother Earth, vegan, Vegetarianism
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POEM: Nobodies Calling
We can be alone in a crowd. We can desperately want to be an “influencer.” We can get lost in the future or the passed. We can feel disconnected from a higher power. We “nobodies” should get together… Nobodies Calling … Continue reading
POEM: Antifa – Owed to Anti-Fascists
The Fascist-in-chief Donald Trump posted that he will designate Antifa as a “major terrorist organization,” despite the fact that Antifa is a movement, at best, simply signifying, “anti-fascism,” and lacks a distinct leader, membership list, or structure. Such farcical social … Continue reading
Posted in Funny Poems, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings
Tagged anti-fascist, anti-Trump, Antifa, Donald Trump, Fascism
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