I am a profess-ional. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME – Owed to Street Protesting
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I stand
On a street corner
In a see of people
Wading for a sign
That people might
Have an opinion
On the politics of the day
The weak
Our time
Some people may think
That wee could be
Doing most
Anything else
Too due our wee part
As unherd
Inconceivable to sum
Volunteering our own
Blood, sweat, and tears
Without pay
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Is this thing on?!
Street protesting is my second claim to fame. I do believe that I have participated in more street protests in Toledo than any other living human being. I have been protesting in Toledo since 1987. By the way, my first claim to fame is being the greatest punster for peace and justice in the English-speaking world.
