He cried out
“I would climb the highest mountain for you!”
She said
“How about doing your fair share of housework?”
This short poem goes out to all the ladies in the house. I am a big fan of epic love. I salute grand romantic gestures. There is an all-to-vacant spot in our universe for such sumptuous stunts for ailing hearts. On the other hand, the foundation of love, and all grand acts, is sharing our day-to-day lives. This includes such mundane tasks at housework. To be a helpmate to one another is very sexy. So step it up fellas. Climb that mountain of laundry. Scale that mountain of chores. Otherwise, she may just clean house all by herself…