CEO Jesus is willing to honor the worldwide general strike called for May Day. Of course (probably golf course), taking off May Day doesn’t mean that the help necessarily gets the day off. I mean really, who’s going to caddy for me on my day off?! Jesus is likely more familiar with May Day than most Americans, since May Day is celebrated as a labor holiday in virtually every other country besides the United States. And even though Jesus has established citizenship as a U.S. citizen, he may still have some familiarity with the customs of his old stomping grounds elsewhere in the world. So, be like Jesus, take May Day off!
So, until next Sunday, with the next edition of CEO Jesus, Doctor Jesus, Comedian Jesus, General Jesus, Country Club Jesus, etc., let me know what you think.