Trump tariffs have chaotically bounced around from the highest in a century to the highest in a century. The biggest tax increase in U.S. history is parently the new Republican ideal. This poem is a tribute to this taxing chaos:
Roll…er…Coast…er – Owed to Trump Tariff Wore
On
Agin
Off
Agin
Literally what due
You want
Yack knowledge
Not no’ing
Aim less
Ever more
Temper
Mental
Deficit
All a loan
In the whirled
Trading ripped off
For ripping on
Sow solicit US
Stag nation
Thee federal deficit
All a bout
Screw he
Getting it
The hugest election
Fool on
Ran
Dumb
All over
The plays
Endless
Taxes
Both in the red
And blue
States
Not with standing
Buying it
Taken
By percentages
The revenue man
Coming for US
For our own
Good
Or posedly
Lease of all
Foreign fares
Yet agin
Allies lost
Or per chance
The rallying cry
“Remember the fentanyl”
A line
Taken
Seriously
By the Don himself
Accept knot so much
