Here is a funny poem about my aspirational veganism…
Vegan?
They asked the fated quest in
Why are you a vegan?
Well, as a recovering nutritional fascist
I try to be a hospitalitarian
Eating whatever someone offers me
Butt
The Buddhist in me calls out
Have compassion on all living beings
And yes
I literally ate a Buddhist
In a slip
In eating flesh
Not my proudest moment
And not being
Vary sentimental
A bout animals
I took a stand
A small concession
Without hotdogging
To not eat them
And now that I think of it
As a big fauna of Mother Earth
I’ve not herd
An animal say, “Eat me.”
