{"id":9867,"date":"2026-06-30T16:53:21","date_gmt":"2026-06-30T20:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=9867"},"modified":"2026-06-30T16:53:21","modified_gmt":"2026-06-30T20:53:21","slug":"poem-dj-sleepy-owed-to-the-dons-250th-anniversary-celebration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/06\/30\/poem-dj-sleepy-owed-to-the-dons-250th-anniversary-celebration\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: DJ Sleepy — Owed To The Don’s 250th Anniversary Celebration"},"content":{"rendered":"
As The Don presides over his notion of a 250th anniversary celebration, I have conferred upon him the moniker of “DJ Sleepy” — a nation, a verse…<\/p>\n
DJ Sleepy<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n
A sleep \nAt the we\u2019ll \nCelebrate in dependence \nToo hymn self \nHis own \nRally \nSpinning his record records \nRecords square \nSuper intending to play \nWhatever \nHe can \nIn a demented age \nDJ Sleepy \nIs the least \nWoke liter in the reflecting pool \nMirrorly a green with envy \nAnd cach\u00e9 of a greed \nUp on self-dealing \nEncircled buy every lack he \nIn the land of nod \nThat confidence man \nA dozer \nRunning DC in an AC world \nReckoning he is cool \nWholly at wrest \nWon scene drugging on \nIn his idol eyes \nAmerica\u2019s doppelg\u00e4nger \nHis term a nation \nInfernal sleep \nHis soul fear \nBeing woke<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"