{"id":9802,"date":"2026-06-14T14:25:31","date_gmt":"2026-06-14T18:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=9802"},"modified":"2026-06-14T14:30:14","modified_gmt":"2026-06-14T18:30:14","slug":"poem-cage-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/06\/14\/poem-cage-fight\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Cage Fight™"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nothing says American dream like cage fight. A poem for the occasion…<\/p>\n

Cage Fight™<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"Nothing like
\nA cage fight
\nToo celebrate
\nAn owed man’s birthday
\nAnd independence daze
\nAwe the wile
\nThe hole nation
\nCries “Out”
\nWhat’s the deal?!
\nBigger cages?!
\nLonger chains?!
\nOnly able to take
\nSow much free dumb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nothing says American dream like cage fight. A poem for the occasion… Cage Fight™ Nothing like A cage fight Too celebrate An owed man’s birthday And independence daze Awe the wile The hole nation Cries “Out” What’s the deal?! Bigger … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,15],"tags":[747,671],"class_list":["post-9802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-anti-trump","tag-donald-trump"],"yoast_head":"\nPOEM: Cage Fight™ | Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"POEM: Cage Fight™, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, anti-Trump, Donald Trump Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/06\/14\/poem-cage-fight\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Top Pun\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/14\\\/poem-cage-fight\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/14\\\/poem-cage-fight\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Top Pun\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"headline\":\"POEM: Cage Fight™\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-06-14T18:25:31+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2026-06-14T18:30:14+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/14\\\/poem-cage-fight\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":58,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/14\\\/poem-cage-fight\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/cage-fight.webp\",\"keywords\":[\"anti-Trump\",\"Donald Trump\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Poems\",\"Political and Philosophical Musings\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/14\\\/poem-cage-fight\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/14\\\/poem-cage-fight\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2026\\\/06\\\/14\\\/poem-cage-fight\\\/\",\"name\":\"POEM: Cage Fight™ | Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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