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Yo yo, the Bully-in-chief is still vying for a Nobel Peace Prize…<\/p>\n

Cheeto Wrapper<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"CheetoYo yo
\nWe\u2019re on the brink
\nOf total permanent peace
\nOr absolute annihilation
\nYo yo
\nWe interrupt this dark spectacle
\nThe live theater of war
\nWith that clich\u00e9 rustle
\nOf the Cheeto wrapper
\nYo yo
\nPain know tension
\nToo The Man™
\nUp to his elbow in an empty bag
\nAnd stained hands
\nMumbling sum thing a bout
\nIt is just
\nAnnoys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yo yo, the Bully-in-chief is still vying for a Nobel Peace Prize… Cheeto Wrapper Yo yo We\u2019re on the brink Of total permanent peace Or absolute annihilation Yo yo We interrupt this dark spectacle The live theater of war With … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,15],"tags":[747,671],"class_list":["post-9571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings","tag-anti-trump","tag-donald-trump"],"yoast_head":"\nPOEM: Cheeto Wrapper | Funny Poems, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"POEM: Cheeto Wrapper, Funny Poems, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, anti-Trump, Donald Trump Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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