{"id":9466,"date":"2026-04-06T11:40:56","date_gmt":"2026-04-06T15:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=9466"},"modified":"2026-04-06T11:40:56","modified_gmt":"2026-04-06T15:40:56","slug":"poem-axes-of-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/04\/06\/poem-axes-of-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Axes of Evil"},"content":{"rendered":"

A poem about the evil twins of Trump and Netanyahu…<\/p>\n

Axes of Evil<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

If you halve too
\nAx
\nPerhaps you can take
\nYour lumps together
\nTrump and Netanyahu
\nA pare
\nOf awe that is laudable and applaudable
\nTerrible twins
\nPernicious and ridiculous
\nThe perfect hacks
\nHitting it
\nOff
\nThey\u2019ve got the chops
\nWhacks on
\nWhacks off
\nChips off the block
\nUntil nothing left
\nAnd awe is afar right<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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