{"id":9108,"date":"2026-01-06T10:35:26","date_gmt":"2026-01-06T15:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=9108"},"modified":"2026-01-06T10:35:26","modified_gmt":"2026-01-06T15:35:26","slug":"poem-life-eschewing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/01\/06\/poem-life-eschewing\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Life Eschewing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oftentimes, less is more.<\/p>\n

Life Eschewing<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time \u2013 and with lots of hot sauce.<\/em><\/p>\n

Byte buy byte
\nI could feel myself being
\nSwallowed hole
\nNever getting enough
\nI couldn\u2019t feel
\nThe ground beneath me
\nGiving way
\nLittle by little
\nThat is un-till
\nI bit off less
\nThen I could chew
\nApportion just
\nMy size
\nAt thirst peering a slight of sort
\nYet be for long
\nI apprehended
\nSow soon
\nThe unspeakable nature
\nOf more than a mouthful
\nImmanently present
\nSoully miraculous morsels
\nA mounting to the largesse of awe
\nWon
\nAt a time
\nWhen effacing that which is
\nBigger than life<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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