{"id":909,"date":"2013-07-01T13:16:06","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T18:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=909"},"modified":"2013-07-01T13:16:06","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T18:16:06","slug":"poem-poets-wages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/01\/poem-poets-wages\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Poets Wages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">What&#8217;s up with going to work so early?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">I find myself in this altered state, for such a sleepyhead<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Fortunately, I can work in bed<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">No wonder poets are paid so little!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s up with going to work so early? 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