{"id":9067,"date":"2025-12-29T02:51:30","date_gmt":"2025-12-29T07:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=9067"},"modified":"2025-12-28T20:53:36","modified_gmt":"2025-12-29T01:53:36","slug":"poem-titanic-listing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/12\/29\/poem-titanic-listing\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Titanic Listing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes that which seems urgent is less important than any of a thousand other choices…<\/p>\n

Titanic Listing<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Why oh why
\nThe why\u2019s ax
\nMust the eternal and infernal be
\nOn my too due list
\nAs daze go buy
\nThe lilliputian demands
\nAnd the musty musts
\nOf our life of hours
\nMourning
\nHigh noon
\nAnd knight
\nAs if
\nWhat\u2019s in store
\nCan be
\nPresently
\nFor sale
\nAnd tomorrow
\nUnsouled
\nFore that regular kind
\nThat even the shameless
\nAfford their own
\nDone by won and all
\nWorshipping in that
\nLowest common denomination
\nFrayed to stand out
\nIn the mettle of mean, mode
\nAnd oppressively average
\nPain no mine
\nTo that unthinkable
\nTitanic listing
\nCarrying the day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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