{"id":8989,"date":"2025-12-14T13:07:39","date_gmt":"2025-12-14T18:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=8989"},"modified":"2025-12-14T13:07:39","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T18:07:39","slug":"poem-knot-the-boss-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/12\/14\/poem-knot-the-boss-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Knot the Boss of Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, at a poetry reading, a fellow poet, Joe Sparks, introduced his poem as &#8220;the last poem of 2025.&#8221; This sparked this poem&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Knot the Boss of Me<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>He declared<br \/>\nWith surprising certainty<br \/>\nSow free from doubt<br \/>\nHeed ridden his last poem of the year<br \/>\nSuch a confidence, man<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not sure I no<br \/>\nWho you work for<br \/>\nIn what likely hood<br \/>\nAnd what<br \/>\nOver seeing<br \/>\nAt any rate<br \/>\nIt peers clear too me<br \/>\nDam well knot the boss of me<br \/>\nIf there is won thing<br \/>\nI new<br \/>\nAmor, then a few daze remaining<br \/>\nEven in the dead of winter<br \/>\nAs a season of wrapping up<br \/>\nEvery our<br \/>\nCloser<br \/>\nTo spring<br \/>\nFrom that omni-present lover<br \/>\nThe soul certainty<br \/>\nSurprising<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, at a poetry reading, a fellow poet, Joe Sparks, introduced his poem as &#8220;the last poem of 2025.&#8221; This sparked this poem&#8230; Knot the Boss of Me He declared With surprising certainty Sow free from doubt Heed ridden &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/12\/14\/poem-knot-the-boss-of-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,9,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-about-top-pun","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Knot the Boss of Me | About Top Pun, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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