{"id":8963,"date":"2025-12-13T13:16:30","date_gmt":"2025-12-13T18:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=8963"},"modified":"2025-12-13T13:16:30","modified_gmt":"2025-12-13T18:16:30","slug":"poem-owed-to-venezuelan-oil-tank-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/12\/13\/poem-owed-to-venezuelan-oil-tank-her\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Owed to Venezuelan Oil, Tank Her"},"content":{"rendered":"

Drug to war on drugs. What will, we knot think of next?! It’s the oil, stupid…<\/p>\n

Owed to Venezuelan Oil, Tank Her<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Captain Kook
\nAnd his Peter
\nAt the war deportment
\nSqueal in de-light
\nIn piracy on the high C’s
\nA crude lessen
\nFor Venezuelan narc
\nO traffickers
\nBe where
\nOffed
\nCoarse
\nGringos just
\nKeeping
\nUp with the joneses
\nAs a shot
\nIn the arms industry
\nOar a political climate change
\nA dressing
\nOur petroleum diction
\nGetting to the bottom
\nTanked
\nDrill, baby, drill!
\nThat sinking feeling
\nAwe a boat
\nA fentanyl thing
\nOr whatever
\nA crack, pot policy
\nAmericans killing it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Drug to war on drugs. What will, we knot think of next?! 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