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I, awe ways, found it, eerily convenient that so many people happen to be born into the one true religion…<\/p>\n

Vary Religious<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Borne as a Christian
\nAgain and agin
\nI have rapt myself
\nIn 144 metaphysical practices
\nIf won
\nIn grossed
\nBuy spiritual traditions
\nParently as sacred techs
\nAbut awe in awe
\nIts bin
\nGood forum me
\nCleaving too as won
\nAwe that is
\nHoly a ledged
\nPeering in
\nThat unfathomable gape
\nSoully to stair up and stare down
\nWeigh existential quest ins
\nAnd what due you no
\nAs it turns out
\nI AM
\nVary religious
\nI am awe in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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