{"id":8785,"date":"2026-01-03T03:24:44","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T08:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=8785"},"modified":"2026-01-02T16:32:18","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T21:32:18","slug":"poem-does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woulds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2026\/01\/03\/poem-does-a-bear-shit-in-the-woulds\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Does a Bear Shit in the Woulds?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Profoundly subjective experiences may be subject to hard-no’s skepticism. Of coarse, mirror facts can be shit and whole some normative plays can be the shit…<\/p>\n

Does a Bear Shit in the Woulds?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Does a bear shit
\nIn the mettle
\nOf the woulds
\nOr owed time shoulds
\nHe he so so wanted too no
\nThe bear facts
\nYes or know
\nWithout undo
\nDo interrogation
\nAs ahead scratcher
\nBut but but
\nRather a mist
\nThe practically mined
\nOr romantically inclined
\nWear ever egos
\nEnwound
\nAnd and and
\nEther
\nOre
\nWare ever he doesn\u2019t go
\nDis interested
\nIn rights and wrongeds
\nHow ever inexplicably
\nThe due of won
\nOr the do do of amor
\nThen one
\nHe is
\nAwe over
\nLife
\nDissecting
\nIt
\nKilling it
\nWhen it comes
\nTwo mirror facts
\nAnd posing
\nComplementary views
\nBeaten by tired owed conundrums
\nAs what makes the deference
\nTween spirit or spear it
\nOr pare a doxing
\nWhen sum thing soully is
\nAnd the quest in peers
\nAs more sow
\nAnd eerie regardless
\nOf weather fresh or desiccated
\nMirror shit
\nOre immeasurably as
\nThe shit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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