{"id":8722,"date":"2025-11-10T03:49:43","date_gmt":"2025-11-10T08:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=8722"},"modified":"2025-11-10T04:00:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-10T09:00:09","slug":"poem-stiffed-by-jello-owed-to-dem-boners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/11\/10\/poem-stiffed-by-jello-owed-to-dem-boners\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Stiffed by Jello\u2122 — Owed to Dem Boners"},"content":{"rendered":"
The surest abet is congressional Democrats caving…<\/p>\n
Stiffed by Jello\u2122 — Owed to Dem Boners<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n
They went back \nTo what was \nTheir grate-est \nA word \nThe fallowing mourning \nTo the feeled of battle \nSoully too learn \nTheir most ghastly lessen \nOf what remains \nA fooly formed spine \nMaid of Jello\u2122 \nTheir most terrible aspic \nThe squishiest revenge passable \nAs be trayed \nBy a silver platter \nServed cold \nFalling flat \nOn their efface \nWhat was left of it \nPlausibly beyond saving \nHaving drunk \nThe Kool-Aid\u2122 \nThat red tide \nThe closest thing to blood \nCoarsing through their vanes \nThey blue it \nAnd bye partisan \nBoth pissed and depressed \nOut stripping red and blue \nOn back ground \nIn their tidy whities \nSow what’s in it for Dem \nNothing \nThe prize of being scared \nShitless \nAnd miraculously still \nFull of it \nHow \nLo \nCan you \nGo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"