{"id":858,"date":"2013-05-23T08:36:58","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T13:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=858"},"modified":"2013-05-23T08:36:58","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T13:36:58","slug":"poem-rule-161","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/23\/poem-rule-161\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Rule 161"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Rule 161:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">If trying to avoid death<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Results in avoiding life<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">You are not avoiding death<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">You are avoiding life<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Yep, if something results in the opposite of what you intend, then wisdom it ain&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rule 161: If trying to avoid death Results in avoiding life You are not avoiding death You are avoiding life Yep, if something results in the opposite of what you intend, then wisdom it ain&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[385,359,658,94,53,389],"class_list":["post-858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-death","tag-life","tag-poems","tag-poetry","tag-short-poems","tag-wisdom"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Rule 161 | Poems | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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