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God lives mostly outside the walls of the church…<\/p>\n

Hows Calls<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Bound to the masses
\nThey awe the same yearned
\nTo counter the tradition ill
\nMaking the most
\nPopular mistake
\nOf going to church
\nAs being won
\nWith the Lord
\nAs posed to
\nCome to God
\nThat awe natural
\nAltar native
\nThat blessed fave
\nNot soully dependent on
\nGod making
\nHows
\nCalls<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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