{"id":810,"date":"2013-05-01T11:19:56","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T16:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=810"},"modified":"2013-05-01T11:19:56","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T16:19:56","slug":"poem-i-suspect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/01\/poem-i-suspect\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: I Suspect"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a May Day poem, where metaphysical optimism crashes into empirical skepticism. \u00a0Will we simply crash and burn? \u00a0Or, will we rise like a Phoenix from the ashes? \u00a0Stay tuned&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">I suspect<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">I suspect<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">God is<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The greatest<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Un-detective<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Just<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Waiting<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Wise<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Cracking<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Another Case<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Wide<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Open<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">As the whirled unrivals<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">As wee<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Per severe<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">As we in cyst<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">In decisiveness<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Receive only<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">A silent answer<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Deifying the laws of gravity<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">What trail of clues <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Could we possibly fallow<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">In too the forced?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">A Candide house<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">In witch to live<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Or worse yet, in ovens<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mere bread crumbs<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Long the way<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Consumed by others<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">In an inquisition<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">What could passibly be incite?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Like pop corn<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Under cover<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">With more heat than light<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Blowing our tops<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Not taking know for an answer<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Yielding<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Nothing but<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">A mess haul<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Leading know where<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">What more all fiber<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">We knead<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Sow un-pallet-able die it<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Doody-bound to ask, &#8220;Where&#8217;s the better?&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The haystack needles us<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">As a single blade of grass<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mysteriously cuts through our encyclopedic egos<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Wet the hay!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Rudely ruminating<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">For an unherd of fourth tine<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">How can we stomach it?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">We have a cow<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">To match our bull<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Sterile and next to godliness<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Making love<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">With a test tube and a bleaker<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Open minds and vacant hearts<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">A terminal generation<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Overcome by they&#8217;re first<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Fore knowledge<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Over looking<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Clothesing one&#8217;s I&#8217;s<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">So unsightly<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">As life&#8217;s wizzed &#8217;em<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Over taken<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Bypassed<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Buy history<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Doomed to replete it<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Prospect us<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">With pre-science<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">And art<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Beating<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Like a conundrum<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">None the less<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Dissecting all of life<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Left<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">With a pile of tripe<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">As we complain of the stench<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Of our own making<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">(Or un-making as the case may be)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">If God were to show his face in this town<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The lessen would certainly be learned<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Love hurts<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The hair of the dog<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Banned<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">On the run<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Never quiet feeling like homme<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">He would, in all probability, be epically misunderstood<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">From the powers that be down to a best friend<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Likely murdered by both<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">A merciless alien power<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">And the icons of the culture he was born into<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Un-Abel to walk unscathed through a crowd of birthers<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">For they couldn&#8217;t pick him out of a lineup<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">In the company of drunks, tax collectors, and fools<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">In a holding cell<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Wading for some final trial<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">With a thousand co-Pilates and no one at the helm<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Staging a mock revolution<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Where the only truth is that<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">What goes around comes around<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Accept some con-science<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">And the inevitable quest in<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Beyond the reach of a court of laws<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Some lurking undiscovered<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Lost in a holey see of overlooked graces<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Born free<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">So far from home<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">In one&#8217;s living room<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">A naivet\u00e9 of a starless night<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">On the out in an inn-less locale<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Only there for another&#8217;s senses <\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Borne stuffed<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">To the rafters<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Full of hay<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Only longing<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">To be assistant manger<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Nothing more<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Than what thou dust<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Surrounded by animals<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Where the &#8220;nays&#8221; have it<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Guilty by dissociation<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Given birth<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">By an absentee father<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The biggest mother of all<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">I suspect<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Not countering upon<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The distracted<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The brutalized<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">And hard working skeptics<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Unresigned to forest labor<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Sisyphean mountaintops<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Out to sea<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Beyond the vale<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Beyond damn nations<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Willing<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">To pay the fined<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">The greatest miracles unearth<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a May Day poem, where metaphysical optimism crashes into empirical skepticism. \u00a0Will we simply crash and burn? \u00a0Or, will we rise like a Phoenix from the ashes? \u00a0Stay tuned&#8230; I suspect I suspect God is The greatest Un-detective &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/01\/poem-i-suspect\/\">Continue reading <span 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