{"id":8075,"date":"2025-09-09T14:14:32","date_gmt":"2025-09-09T18:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=8075"},"modified":"2025-09-09T14:14:32","modified_gmt":"2025-09-09T18:14:32","slug":"poem-gerrymandered-square","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/09\/poem-gerrymandered-square\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Gerrymandered Square"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been maddened and disappointed in the race to gerrymandering fought by racing to more gerrymandering. Wile this may seem shrewd to sum, I see this tempt to make the nation &#8220;equally unfair&#8221; everywhere as a way of securing overall fairness as a desperate surrendering of the means to fairness itself. I suspect that the overall lessen that will be learned in the body politic is that raw power is everything and winning is the only thing that madders. Raw power is the means to our end. Winning a contest with no standards is mirrorly gladiatorial sociopathy. I hope that we can do better; then agin, perhaps not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Gerrymandered Square<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Race times<br \/>\nParty<br \/>\nIs posed to equal<br \/>\nGerrymandered squared<br \/>\nBeyond courting US<br \/>\nAxing US<br \/>\nTo put our heads in the clouds<br \/>\nAnd imagine the shape of democracy<br \/>\n\u201cSnake on the lake\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cGoofy kicking Donald Duck\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cEarmuffs\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSlithering salamander\u201d<br \/>\nFrom the brayin\u2019s of psychotics<br \/>\nPoliticians picking their voters\u2019<br \/>\nPockets<br \/>\nOf partisanship<br \/>\nBe our guessed<br \/>\nWeather red and blue<br \/>\nWe the people<br \/>\nAre in surreal shape<br \/>\nFair is as missed<br \/>\nIn the sky<br \/>\nOut of reach<br \/>\nWile in the dirt<br \/>\nFarmerly reasonable people<br \/>\nSoully grow more bazaar<br \/>\nFull of buy US<br \/>\nMythical caricatures<br \/>\nO sow sketchy<br \/>\nFrom the mine\u2019s of squirts<br \/>\nOnly too be hung<br \/>\nOn the refrigerator<br \/>\nOf our body politic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been maddened and disappointed in the race to gerrymandering fought by racing to more gerrymandering. Wile this may seem shrewd to sum, I see this tempt to make the nation &#8220;equally unfair&#8221; everywhere as a way of securing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/09\/poem-gerrymandered-square\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[174,9,38,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-poems","category-political-action","category-political-and-philosophical-musings"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Gerrymandered Square | News, Poems, Political Action, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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