{"id":8024,"date":"2025-09-10T13:36:33","date_gmt":"2025-09-10T17:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=8024"},"modified":"2025-09-10T13:36:33","modified_gmt":"2025-09-10T17:36:33","slug":"poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs"},"content":{"rendered":"

The path to destruction is wide. The path to enlightenment is expansive. The won is bullied. The other is invited.<\/p>\n

\"There'sHi Ways and Bye Weighs<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

They didn\u2019t have to be
\nDrug there
\nThey were well trafficked
\nOn the highway to hell
\nKnot escalating
\nTo a more unhurried
\nLess travelled weigh
\nThe stairway to heaven<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The path to destruction is wide. The path to enlightenment is expansive. The won is bullied. The other is invited. Hi Ways and Bye Weighs They didn\u2019t have to be Drug there They were well trafficked On the highway to … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-political-and-philosophical-musings"],"yoast_head":"\nPOEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs | Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Top Pun\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Top Pun\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"headline\":\"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-09-10T17:36:33+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":61,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839-300x300.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"Poems\",\"Political and Philosophical Musings\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/\",\"name\":\"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs | Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839-300x300.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-09-10T17:36:33+00:00\",\"description\":\"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839.jpg\",\"width\":1260,\"height\":1260,\"caption\":\"There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/10\\\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Blog HOME\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Poems\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/category\\\/poems\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":3,\"name\":\"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Political Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show!\",\"description\":\"Top Pun's Pun-filled Stuff, Satire, and Public Health Science\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/toppun.com\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e\",\"name\":\"Top Pun\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Top Pun\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/TopPun.com\\\/\"]}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs | Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %","description":"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Top Pun"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/"},"author":{"name":"Top Pun","@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e"},"headline":"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs","datePublished":"2025-09-10T17:36:33+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/"},"wordCount":61,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839-300x300.jpg","articleSection":["Poems","Political and Philosophical Musings"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/","url":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/","name":"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs | Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings | Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839-300x300.jpg","datePublished":"2025-09-10T17:36:33+00:00","description":"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs, Poems, Political and Philosophical Musings, Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! %","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/cd68b688b48148baa5eec1743b33963a-2188959839.jpg","width":1260,"height":1260,"caption":"There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/10\/poem-hi-ways-and-bye-weighs\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Blog HOME","item":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Poems","item":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/category\/poems\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":3,"name":"POEM: Hi Ways and Bye Weighs"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/","name":"Top Pun's Poetry, Funny Political Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show!","description":"Top Pun's Pun-filled Stuff, Satire, and Public Health Science","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/23524eae4bc27be85d1cdc01bc6d380e","name":"Top Pun","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Top Pun"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f78057fc29c98405f1474e223d51149b962df4af36cea20bf4ccbb189f621bb7?s=96&d=mm&r=g"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/TopPun.com\/"]}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8024"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8096,"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8024\/revisions\/8096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}