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Under the Influence<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

When axed
\nBuy capitalism
\nDue you want
\nTo be
\nAn influencer
\nThe quest in
\nAs awe weighs
\nOffed
\nDelivering little wading
\nAnd no second thought
\nHell, yeah
\nWell, I
\nFor one
\nAnd one for awe
\nWon\u2019t countenance mirrorly
\nWon in a million
\nAnd in case you haven\u2019t herd
\nThey are called
\nUnicorns
\nOf awe kinds
\nKnot living under influence
\nAnd threw and threw
\nOver effluence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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