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Let’s table Homeland Security…<\/p>\n

What Wood Be<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

In listing
\nHomeland Security
\nJesus
\nThey came for
\nA cross
\nThe weigh
\nFrom the garden
\nAnd the vineyard owner said
\nOh
\nThat owed thing
\nI AM
\nA kind
\nOf carpenter
\nI made that
\nInto a table set
\nFor awe of us<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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