{"id":7400,"date":"2025-08-24T12:50:58","date_gmt":"2025-08-24T16:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=7400"},"modified":"2025-08-24T12:50:58","modified_gmt":"2025-08-24T16:50:58","slug":"poem-a-pare-of-poems-due-you-halve-the-time-and-weight-lessness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/08\/24\/poem-a-pare-of-poems-due-you-halve-the-time-and-weight-lessness\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: A PARE OF POEMS, Due You Halve the Time? AND Weight Lessness"},"content":{"rendered":"

A pair of poems. Wait, for it.<\/p>\n

A PARE OF POEMS<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Due You Halve the Time?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Does any won
\nKnow one
\nWho has time
\nThat doesn\u2019t
\nWork us
\nOver
\nOr threw us
\nRather as sum kind
\nOf magical spell
\nA twinkle of the I
\nA flash of incite
\nBetween moments of grays
\nWear know one
\nHas time
\nTime possesses us
\nThe soul quest in
\nWhat weigh<\/p>\n

Weight Lessness<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Life came a cross
\nAs sow grave
\nPlowing threw life
\nWeight
\nFor it
\nWeight
\nFor it
\nUn-till
\nThe light
\nShows up
\nAs weight lessness
\nWait
\nFor it
\nWait
\nFor it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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