{"id":7095,"date":"2025-05-17T13:34:41","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T17:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=7095"},"modified":"2025-05-17T13:34:41","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T17:34:41","slug":"poem-rollercoast-er-owed-to-trump-tariff-wore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/05\/17\/poem-rollercoast-er-owed-to-trump-tariff-wore\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Roll\u2026er\u2026Coast…er \u2013 Owed to Trump Tariff Wore"},"content":{"rendered":"
Trump tariffs have chaotically bounced around from the highest in a century to the highest in a century. The biggest tax increase in U.S. history is parently the new Republican ideal. This poem is a tribute to this taxing chaos:<\/p>\n
Roll\u2026er\u2026Coast…er \u2013 Owed to Trump Tariff Wore<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n
On \nAgin \nOff \nAgin \nLiterally what due \nYou want \nYack knowledge \nNot no\u2019ing \nAim less \nEver more \nTemper \nMental \nDeficit \nAll a loan \nIn the whirled \nTrading ripped off \nFor ripping on \nSow solicit US \nStag nation \nThee federal deficit \nAll a bout \nScrew he \nGetting it \nThe hugest election \nFool on \nRan \nDumb \nAll over \nThe plays \nEndless \nTaxes \nBoth in the red \nAnd blue \nStates \nNot with standing \nBuying it \nTaken \nBy percentages \nThe revenue man \nComing for US \nFor our own \nGood \nOr posedly \nLease of all \nForeign fares \nYet agin \nAllies lost \nOr per chance \nThe rallying cry \n\u201cRemember the fentanyl\u201d \nA line \nTaken \nSeriously \nBy the Don himself \nAccept knot so much<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"