{"id":681,"date":"2012-07-17T11:53:04","date_gmt":"2012-07-17T16:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=681"},"modified":"2012-07-17T11:53:04","modified_gmt":"2012-07-17T16:53:04","slug":"poem-life-45-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/17\/poem-life-45-record\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Life is a 45 Record"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Life is a 45 record<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Most of us are playing it as a 78<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Or perhaps we are being played<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Few are old enough to get this<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Even fewer are wise enough<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Most of us lived life rushed.\u00a0 For those of us old enough to remember 45 records AND 78 records (or record players), 78s were played at a much faster speed.\u00a0 Playing any 45 record at 78 is likely to sound more chipmunkish than human.\u00a0 If chipmunk sounds normal to you then you probably don&#8217;t get this.\u00a0 If chipmunk sounds envelop your life and you find this annoying, then there is hope.\u00a0 The wise slow down and experience life as it is meant to be&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>P.S. 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