{"id":6804,"date":"2025-04-21T09:28:05","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T13:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=6804"},"modified":"2025-04-21T09:28:05","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T13:28:05","slug":"poem-the-wrest-of-the-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/21\/poem-the-wrest-of-the-story\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: The Wrest of the Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trump is a meanie.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>The Wrest of the Story<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cDon\u2019t worry. He doesn\u2019t mean what he says.\u201d<\/em> \u2013Trump apologists<\/p>\n<p>He may mean what he says<br \/>\nHe may not mean what he says<br \/>\nBut you can wrest assured<br \/>\nThat what he says<br \/>\nIs mean-y<br \/>\nAnd not in sum average weigh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trump is a meanie. The Wrest of the Story \u201cDon\u2019t worry. 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