{"id":6767,"date":"2025-03-31T09:38:05","date_gmt":"2025-03-31T13:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=6767"},"modified":"2025-03-31T09:40:38","modified_gmt":"2025-03-31T13:40:38","slug":"poem-little-feat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/03\/31\/poem-little-feat\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Little Feat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This poem was inspired by the Oval Office press conference Elon Musk dominated as co-president, with his little kids, X and Donnie Trump, fidgeting as Elon droned on. Of course, a South African immigrant in the White House seamed a worthy fit. There is untolled irony of a white billionaire naming everything &#8220;X&#8221; (including his son), when historically &#8220;X&#8221; has been used in the African diaspora for those who don&#8217;t know their family name, only a slave name given to them. Musk, the stench of wealth, played the roll of an immigrant coming for your job, delineating the end game of literally owning the libs &#8212; and all others. The only good news is that slavery has 100% employment. His diarrheal demagoguery exemplified that little payin&#8217; for the benefit of the long runs&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Little Feat<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Welkom to the white hows<br \/>\nWe\u2019d herd<br \/>\nThe pitter patter of little feat<br \/>\nWhere X marks the spot<br \/>\nWith crayon treasure maps<br \/>\nThe spawn of apartheid<br \/>\nThe diversity of Afrikaners<br \/>\nAnd the repugnant musk of billion heirs<br \/>\nThose immigrants coming<br \/>\nFor your job<br \/>\nEngendering wons<br \/>\nAnd lots of zeroes<br \/>\nAs sum kind<br \/>\nOf binary code<br \/>\nA continuum of heir transplants<br \/>\nAnd jacked up jaw lyin\u2019s<br \/>\nMaking a man<br \/>\nMore or less<br \/>\nAs if<br \/>\nSum how productive<br \/>\nWelkom to the porcelain throne<br \/>\nBuilt by slaves<br \/>\nOccupied<br \/>\nBuy johns of awe stripes<br \/>\nMiscegenating with orange and green<br \/>\nAnd US be getting<br \/>\nThe color of shit<br \/>\nOn the genocide<br \/>\nOf even the caricature<br \/>\nOf first nations<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Elon Musk has had gender affirming care; that is, hair transplants and jawline surgery, making him more or less a man in his binary world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This poem was inspired by the Oval Office press conference Elon Musk dominated as co-president, with his little kids, X and Donnie Trump, fidgeting as Elon droned on. 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