{"id":658,"date":"2012-05-18T16:27:24","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T21:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=658"},"modified":"2012-05-18T16:27:24","modified_gmt":"2012-05-18T21:27:24","slug":"political-cartoon-general-jesus-welcomes-nato-protesters-chicago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/18\/political-cartoon-general-jesus-welcomes-nato-protesters-chicago\/","title":{"rendered":"POLITICAL CARTOON: General Jesus Welcomes NATO Protesters to Chicago"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jesus Welcomes NATO Protesters to Chicago!<\/h1>\n

\"Jesus<\/p>\n

Jesus and I will be at the NATO protest this Sunday in Chicago.\u00a0 The temperature is expected to be 87\u00b0.\u00a0 The Chicago Centurions, i.e., the Secret Service and the FBI, will not be allowing more than 3 ounces of liquid per protester in the designated demonstration locations.\u00a0 Also, the powers that be will not be allowing protesters to bring any food with them.\u00a0 This is a great way to kill off protesters with heatstroke!\u00a0 However, this is probably merely a cynical way to assure that food and beverage vendors make a killing.\u00a0 Wow, you’ve got to love capitalism!\u00a0 Fortunately, with Jesus there, the protest is likely to be very peaceful; since the protesters will have no more than 3 ounces of wine to drink!\u00a0 Yes, it should be a sobering experience — hopefully a for all concerned, and those not so concerned.<\/p>\n

So, until next Sunday, with the next edition of General Jesus, Comedian Jesus, Doctor Jesus, CEO Jesus, Country Club Jesus, etc., let me know what you think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jesus Welcomes NATO Protesters to Chicago! 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