{"id":6102,"date":"2024-12-01T04:43:59","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T09:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=6102"},"modified":"2024-12-01T09:58:42","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T14:58:42","slug":"poem-to-arms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2024\/12\/01\/poem-to-arms\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: To Arms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have had this awareness that any direction we run, we run into the arms of God. Off course, the staggeringly long run peers quite vexing.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>To Arms<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I was annoyed<br \/>\nBy an atheist<br \/>\nAnd his militancy<br \/>\nOf inept God herd<br \/>\nAnd God intimated<br \/>\nQuiet pleas<br \/>\nAs a dove on won&#8217;s shoulder<br \/>\nI am<br \/>\nWell<br \/>\nPleased<br \/>\nMy child<br \/>\nNo madder<br \/>\nEven the serpentine route<br \/>\nAwe leading<br \/>\nTo arms<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have had this awareness that any direction we run, we run into the arms of God. Off course, the staggeringly long run peers quite vexing. 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