{"id":5960,"date":"2025-03-17T03:22:27","date_gmt":"2025-03-17T07:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=5960"},"modified":"2025-03-16T21:24:39","modified_gmt":"2025-03-17T01:24:39","slug":"poem-under-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2025\/03\/17\/poem-under-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Under Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love rooting for the underdogs.<\/p>\n

Under Dogs<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

So over seers
\nWhom do you root for
\nBeholden such peeps
\nAbiding with
\nDumps falling down
\nAnd revolting reign
\nWhat too doo
\nAnd urine it
\nDon\u2019t count out
\nNumber one
\nNumber two
\nAnd so fourth
\nAs sum solid air itty bitty
\nOf human companionship
\nSow much more
\nThan screwed as dogs
\nCan you under stand
\nThe difference
\nOf over taking
\nAnd coming from behind
\nWhat\u2019s the catch?
\nO chasers of just us
\nAnd naught them agin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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