{"id":5734,"date":"2024-07-31T14:04:28","date_gmt":"2024-07-31T18:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=5734"},"modified":"2024-07-31T14:04:28","modified_gmt":"2024-07-31T18:04:28","slug":"poem-america-and-its-britches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2024\/07\/31\/poem-america-and-its-britches\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: America and Its Britches"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is a somewhat poetic view of the body politic.<\/p>\n

America and Its Britches<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

The whirled is full of hubris
\nAmerica is too
\nBig for its britches
\nIts Lilliputian slacks
\nAs tolled buy
\nAsocial media blitz
\nMore like
\nThe lowest forum of revolting
\nA thong
\nRiding up
\nWon\u2019s ass
\nAll a bout
\nUsing
\nPower
\nPosedly in a pinch
\nThe most whore-ifying kind
\nOf siren song
\nAll the wile
\nShuttering to think
\nHow smashed wood wee half to be
\nTo engage that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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