{"id":5497,"date":"2024-03-26T13:35:44","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T17:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=5497"},"modified":"2024-03-26T13:35:44","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T17:35:44","slug":"poem-a-walker-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2024\/03\/26\/poem-a-walker-please\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: A Walker, Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Dad got out of the hospital yesterday, after falling on his butt and crushing a vertebrae and a disc last week. After a successful surgery to stabilize his back and reduce the pain, he was transferred to the assisted living unit (&#8220;The Harbors&#8221;) of the independent living community that he resides in. By the time the hospital discharged him and arranged transport, it was after 5 pm when he arrived. He was prescribed a walker, but the appropriate staff was not available &#8220;after hours&#8221; to professionally fit him for a walker. So, the staff told him in bureaucratic detail why they could not provide him a walker as ordered. This was unsatisfactory and unsatisfying, to say the least. To make a long story short, I skulked about and found the rehab room unlocked, where there was a pile of dozens of walkers just wading for a purpose in life. I borrowed one and snuck it back into his room. Fortunately, after the deed was done, the staff were fine with such a miraculous delivery. I was glad to leap the seemingly impassable chasm between talking the talk and walking the walk. This poetic act simply assures that my Dad is both suitably equipped and quipped.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>A Walker, Please<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Exiting a hospitality<br \/>\nOf a different kind<br \/>\nAnd still<br \/>\nNeeding to ambulate<br \/>\nHe sought safe harbor<br \/>\nWith a prescription<br \/>\nFor an assistive device<br \/>\nAbetting man<br \/>\nTo take crucial steps<br \/>\nIn rehabilitation<br \/>\nOf this nursing homme<br \/>\nOf which he got their too late<br \/>\nExcept for their can&#8217;t do attitude<br \/>\nUnable to bring to heal<br \/>\nSuch a bureaucratic chasm<br \/>\nOnly making cross<br \/>\nBye talking the talk<br \/>\nSuch a spiritual infirmity<br \/>\nIncompatible with his physic<br \/>\nBegging to walk the walk<br \/>\nFortunately, that kin due<br \/>\nWas awe ready there<br \/>\nBeing<br \/>\nThe walker you want<br \/>\nTo sea in the whirled<br \/>\nAnd safe harbor secure<br \/>\nJust<br \/>\nFeat away<br \/>\nIn a soulless rehab space<br \/>\nWas a stock pile<br \/>\nIn riched by dear departed patience<br \/>\nOf dry bones crying out<br \/>\nFor the most skeletal of purposes<br \/>\nWading there<br \/>\nFor even the sparsest of flesh<br \/>\nAs say an 89-year-owed<br \/>\nHolding up<br \/>\nYet won more time<br \/>\nAs in this instant<br \/>\nThe son shines<br \/>\nThrough such murky daze<br \/>\nIn an end run<br \/>\nBye not just<br \/>\nTalking the talk<br \/>\nBut walking the walk<br \/>\nIn a we weigh<br \/>\nDelivered<br \/>\nNo bones about it<br \/>\nAs order doctored<br \/>\nHeal and tow<br \/>\nThe possible now<br \/>\nIncarnate<br \/>\nFully quipped<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Dad got out of the hospital yesterday, after falling on his butt and crushing a vertebrae and a disc last week. 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