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This poem is a bout the hypocrisy of me me me, and and a perpetually truncated version of we we we, where “we” win and you lose.<\/p>\n

One Standard: To Rule Them All<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I only
\nHalve
\nTwo standards
\nFor me and mine
\nFor you and yours
\nTruly won standard
\nWe we we
\nIn consider it them
\nMy soul culpability
\nJust following
\nThe ruse
\nAnd as it turns out
\nKnow standard et al
\nOnly crying
\nAuthor Author<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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