{"id":502,"date":"2012-04-02T14:27:09","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T19:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=502"},"modified":"2012-04-24T21:20:54","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T02:20:54","slug":"mock-funeral-occupy-toledo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/02\/mock-funeral-occupy-toledo\/","title":{"rendered":"Mock Funeral – Occupy Toledo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday, April 1st, April Fool’s Day, was the one and only performance of Occupy Toledo<\/a>‘s Mock Funeral — in life (and death) there are no rehearsals, this is it!\u00a0 If you missed it, I truly hope that you were doing something else as fun and inspiring!\u00a0 Thanks to all the players, readers, eulogizers, ushers, HOMElessLAND SECURITY, providers of food, and all who helped make Occupy Toledo’s RE-BIRTHDAY possible.\u00a0 We rose like a phoenix from the ashes!!\u00a0 Occupy Toledo will re-start the physical re-occupation of Toledo on May1, May Day, the day of a worldwide general strike!\u00a0 Join us May 1 in Levi’s Square, downtown Toledo, St. Clair at Madison.\u00a0 In the meantime you can come help plan the occupation of Toledo at our General Assembly meeting every Wednesday at 6:30 pm at Third Space<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Below is a picture of our own Rev. Ed Heilman serving as mock preacher (note the dollar sign on his bishop’s hat and the dollar sign cross on the altar)<\/p>\n

\"Mock<\/a>Here is Occupy Toledo’s Obituary from the Mock Funeral:<\/p>\n

“Occupy Toledo was born October 10, 2011, to it’s parents, the Arab Spring and Occupy Wall Street. Born of hope, Occupy Toledo burst onto the scene in its own charmingly childish way. However, from the birth of Occupy Toledo, few people could understand what it wanted. Onlookers mumbled again and again: “What do they want?” “I don’t get it.” Occupy Toledo flailed around for about 6 months until it realized that it was too small to succeed. After scrutinizing corporate behavior, Occupy Toledo in due course discovered that the nobility of American corporations was unparalleled. The dearly departed realized that in these great United States of America, injustices are so few and far between, that it could no longer even occupy itself. Unavoidably, Occupy Toledo came to its senses, recognized its irrelevancy, and accepted that resistance to corporate rule is futile. Fortunately, in the end, Occupy Toledo had gained at least the good sense to crawl into a coroner’s office and die. Occupy Toledo died on April 1, 2012, due to apathy. Protesters were the Time Magazine Person of the Year in 2011. Gracefully, protesters like Occupy Toledo are stepping aside to make room for the inevitable Time Magazine Person of the Year for 2012: the Corporate Person, born of Citizens United, the true will of human persons across America. Occupy Toledo is survived by countless cousins around the country, many of whom have not achieved enlightenment, so they have not yet abandoned their vain struggles against corporate America, which is obviously too big too fail. The bad news is that Occupy Toledo is dead. The good news is that its condition is stable.”<\/p>\n

Below is a picture of our own local activist doctor, Johnathon Ross, M.D., reading Occupy Toledo’s Death Certificate and pronouncing its death.<\/p>\n

\"Mock<\/a>Here is Occupy Toledo’s Death Certificate from yesterday’s Mock Funeral:<\/p>\n

“I hereby certify that Occupy Toledo, born October 10, 2011, has died on this day, April 1, 2012. The immediate cause of death was apathy. The underlying causes of death included: 1) an atrophied brain due to an overexposure to TV news and infotainment, talk radio, and so-called “reality” TV; 2) learned helplessness, due to an enlarged gullibility, making it susceptible to corporate propaganda and so-called political pundits; 3) a weakened constitution due to lack of exercising freedoms and widespread metastases of planetary consumption; and lastly, 4) pure exhaustion from running on the treadmills of trying to earn enough to maintain a decent household and fend off crushing debt.”<\/p>\n

Of course, after the 1% overstepped their hand with their crass compulsions (by bidding on the Phoenix egg for their breakfast), the Phoenix’s prophecy was fulfilled:<\/p>\n

“Hear this prophecy: The crass compulsion of the few to buy anything and everything is complete. The few dare to literally buy and consume the HOPE of the many. Because of this abomination of the few, the Phoenix’s prophecy is complete. The many, the 99%, Occupy Toledo, will be re-born one month from today in this same place. HAPPY RE-BIRTHDAY OCCUPY TOLEDO. Join us on May 1, May Day, a world-wide general strike, for the re-occupation of Toledo. Thus speaks the Phoenix, ‘You, the many, the 99%, shall arise again and be free. Join together with the peoples of this land and from around the world, and the few, the 1%, will be vanquished.’ “<\/p>\n

Below pictured is yours truly, Dan Rutt, alias “Top Pun” (it’s just, my pun name), with the HAPPY RE-BIRTHDAY card placed over the tombstone announcing the re-occupation of Toledo.<\/p>\n

\"Mock<\/a><\/p>\n

Here is some Toledo Blade coverage for the Mock Funeral<\/a>.<\/p>\n

If you’d like to read the Occupy Toledo Mock Funeral script<\/a>, you can re-live the event, or get a greater taste of the drama of the day.\u00a0 Here is a printer-friendly PDF version of the Mock Funeral<\/a> of Occupy Toledo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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