{"id":4919,"date":"2023-12-10T05:34:09","date_gmt":"2023-12-10T10:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4919"},"modified":"2023-12-06T12:52:20","modified_gmt":"2023-12-06T17:52:20","slug":"poem-true-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/12\/10\/poem-true-story\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: True Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perhaps the best Dad joke ever told.<\/p>\n

True Story<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Won time
\nIn Bible study
\nWe were discussing the whether
\nA human can see the face of God
\nAnd live
\nThe reverend said know
\nBuuuuttt
\nBeing made
\nIn His image
\nAccording to Jewish tradition
\nAfter communing with God
\nAs God was just leaving
\nAbraham caught a glimpse
\nOf His uppermost buttocks
\nAnd having scene
\nThe answer
\nI could only say
\nOf course, that makes perfect sense
\nIf the son is a carpenter
\nThat the father is a plumber<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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