{"id":4857,"date":"2023-12-01T12:10:47","date_gmt":"2023-12-01T17:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4857"},"modified":"2023-12-01T12:10:47","modified_gmt":"2023-12-01T17:10:47","slug":"poem-flick-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/12\/01\/poem-flick-off\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Flick Off"},"content":{"rendered":"

I suspect most everyone has had an encounter where someone completely misses your point and then launches into an unenlightening screed. This poem puts it poetically, of coarse.<\/p>\n

Flick Off<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

They had missed the point
\nIn tiredly
\nIcite full analysis
\nLike a booger in their knows
\nJust begging
\nFlick off<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I suspect most everyone has had an encounter where someone completely misses your point and then launches into an unenlightening screed. This poem puts it poetically, of coarse. 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