{"id":484,"date":"2012-03-28T11:55:47","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T16:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=484"},"modified":"2012-03-27T22:03:05","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T03:03:05","slug":"poem-life-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/28\/poem-life-experience\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Near Life Experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">I once had a near-life experience<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: large;\">but that&#8217;s another story<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I like this funny two-line poem because it turns around the mysterious fascination with near-death experiences.\u00a0 This poem implies that near-life experiences may actually be the uncommon experience.\u00a0 This is driven home even further in an ironic fashion by not even bothering to tell you about the experience but simply referencing it as just another story to tell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once had a near-life experience but that&#8217;s another story I like this funny two-line poem because it turns around the mysterious fascination with near-death experiences.\u00a0 This poem implies that near-life experiences may actually be the uncommon experience.\u00a0 This is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/28\/poem-life-experience\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9],"tags":[385,428,10,562,359,658,94,53],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-poems","category-poems","tag-death","tag-experience","tag-funny","tag-ironic","tag-life","tag-poems","tag-poetry","tag-short-poems"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>POEM: Near Life Experience | Funny Poems, Poems | Top Pun&#039;s Poetry, Funny Puns, Free Posters, Public Health Radio Show! 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