{"id":4750,"date":"2023-11-10T14:02:52","date_gmt":"2023-11-10T19:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4750"},"modified":"2023-11-10T14:02:52","modified_gmt":"2023-11-10T19:02:52","slug":"poem-making-shit-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/11\/10\/poem-making-shit-up\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Making Shit Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

Weather to tell the truth or not? Forecast for today: shit flying, and the gravity of this doubted. The largesse of falsehoods seem ingrate supply in daze like this. Grievance politics seems as worth wile as cache. This poem may not sanitize such shit, but it does satirize it.<\/p>\n

Making Shit Up<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

All said with a straight efface
\nGame on
\nThe whirled has flipped
\nOff to the razes
\nThe gravity of a legion of heavy situations
\nSad as might be
\nIn verse
\nLet alone in reality
\nMake up a grate reversal
\nProffered by the effluent and well-to-doo
\nAwe a bout
\nSome fickle madder
\nAnd lodes of doody
\nA choiring everyone ails
\nAnd their cousin hurl
\nIn some far flung dump
\nWading to sea
\nIf only
\nCan void certain certainties
\nAs that wandering if
\nShit flies
\nAnd wear in sticky<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Weather to tell the truth or not? Forecast for today: shit flying, and the gravity of this doubted. The largesse of falsehoods seem ingrate supply in daze like this. Grievance politics seems as worth wile as cache. 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