{"id":4311,"date":"2023-08-12T07:04:32","date_gmt":"2023-08-12T11:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4311"},"modified":"2023-08-01T17:08:37","modified_gmt":"2023-08-01T21:08:37","slug":"poem-heir-conditioning-a-burning-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/12\/poem-heir-conditioning-a-burning-planet\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: Heir Conditioning a Burning Planet"},"content":{"rendered":"

This poem is a playful romp of mixed metaphors surrounding the destruction of our planet through climate change. May Mother Earth and future generations find relief from this onslaught.<\/p>\n

Heir Conditioning a Burning Planet<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

When the empire culls
\nYou out
\nUpon won of its feigned diamonds
\nAs wore is raging
\nAdieu declare
\nYou can call me
\nGeneral strike
\nPart of a teaming just us
\nRenouncing every capital offense
\nOf hour so called choosing
\nWaiving that proverbial good buy
\nSwinging fore the fence
\nAt the Super Bowl
\nWear it\u2019s awe commercial
\nA hole in won
\nAt the Indy 500
\nRacing in circles
\nGetting know wear fast
\nHeir conditioning a burning plan it
\nYou are welcome
\nToo join the hunt
\nIf you are game<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This poem is a playful romp of mixed metaphors surrounding the destruction of our planet through climate change. May Mother Earth and future generations find relief from this onslaught. 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