{"id":4287,"date":"2023-08-17T12:45:36","date_gmt":"2023-08-17T16:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/?p=4287"},"modified":"2023-08-17T12:45:36","modified_gmt":"2023-08-17T16:45:36","slug":"poem-the-hallowed-rupture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/toppun.com\/blog\/2023\/08\/17\/poem-the-hallowed-rupture\/","title":{"rendered":"POEM: The Hallowed Rupture"},"content":{"rendered":"

This poem portrays an explosive end to the ravenous aggrieved politicos who fill our body politic with shit and who, in the end, cannot escape the poor or the police at their door.<\/p>\n

The Hallowed Rupture<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Aggrievious whoreds
\nAnd those lacking lackeys
\nDo is as due doos
\nTheir plaintive effluence
\nLike some diarrhea die-orama
\nAs sum berth right
\nInsatiable in security
\nTheir gorge us fan fare
\nNot in any weigh enough
\nFlailing too
\nMake believe
\nEnd up
\nEfface down
\nFearing the po and the po po
\nThe pit
\nAnd the pendulum swings
\nThe explosive belly of the best
\nSplatters
\nThe whirled over
\nRavenous
\nNevermore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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